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Three sisters
« on: May 17, 2017, 03:17:42 PM »
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together on Bodmin Moor.

One night the 96 year old runs a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, Was I getting in or out of the bleddy bath?
The 94 year old yells back, I dont know, Ill come up and see.

She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,
Was I going up the stairs or coming down?
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea
listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says,
I sure hope I never get that forgetful. She knocks
on some wood for good measure.

She then yells,
Ill come up and help both of you as soon as I see
whos at the door.
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Re: Three sisters
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2017, 04:21:22 PM »
 :023 :023 Nice one Steve, thank you it brought a smile to my face.

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Re: Three sisters
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2017, 05:43:58 PM »
 ;D :023 ...  how many bells is that ringing ?  ::)
Fay, Molly and Sam .......... remembering Max, BJ and Alfie, forever in my heart.

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Re: Three sisters
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2017, 06:05:36 PM »
 :023 brilliant thank you for sharing!

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Re: Three sisters
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2017, 07:03:43 AM »
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Re: Three sisters
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2017, 11:38:30 AM »
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Karen, Duncan, Cassie & Murphy loving life on the Isle of Man

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Re: Three sisters
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2017, 07:31:10 PM »
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Fiona & Hollie

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Re: Three sisters
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2017, 12:45:08 AM »
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I tried retelling that joke to Monica, but I forgot the punchline.  ::)

Why am I here?  :023
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Re: Three sisters
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2017, 10:14:22 PM »
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