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« on: May 17, 2017, 04:17:42 PM »

Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together on Bodmin Moor.

One night the 96 year old runs a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, Was I getting in or out of the bleddy bath?
The 94 year old yells back, I dont know, Ill come up and see.

She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,
Was I going up the stairs or coming down?
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea
listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says,
I sure hope I never get that forgetful. She knocks
on some wood for good measure.

She then yells,
Ill come up and help both of you as soon as I see
whos at the door.

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2017, 05:21:22 PM »

 he he he he Nice one Steve, thank you it brought a smile to my face.
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2017, 06:43:58 PM »

 Grin he he ...  how many bells is that ringing ?  Roll Eyes

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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2017, 07:05:36 PM »

 he he brilliant thank you for sharing!

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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2017, 08:03:43 AM »

 he he

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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2017, 12:38:30 PM »

 he he he he

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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2017, 08:31:10 PM »

 he he

Fiona & Hollie

Never forgetting Fawn.

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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2017, 01:45:08 AM »

 he he

I tried retelling that joke to Monica, but I forgot the punchline.  Roll Eyes

Why am I here?  he he

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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2017, 11:14:22 PM »

 pa1 pa1 pa1

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